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      The Microsoft recruitment Empty Wonderful joke

      Post by Chibest 31st October 2017, 6:47 am

      U soo much


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      Post by kingsonia 28th October 2017, 7:56 pm

      Bill Gates organized an enormous
      session to recruit a new
      chairman for Microsoft Europe.
      Five thousand candidates
      assembled in a large room. One
      candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian
      guy.
      Bill Gates thanked all the
      candidates for coming and asked
      those who do not know Java
      program to leave. Two
      thousands candidates left the
      room. Ayodele says to himself, I
      do not know Java but I have
      nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it
      a try.
      Bill Gates asked the candidates
      who never had experience of
      managing more than 100 people
      to leave. Two thousand left the
      room. Ayedele says to himself I
      never managed anybody but
      myself but I have nothing to lose
      if I stay. What can happen to me?
      So he stays, then Bill Gates asked
      the candidates who do not have
      management diploma to leave.
      Five hundred people left the
      room. Ayodele says to himself, i
      left school at 15 but what have I
      to lose? So he stays in
      the room.
      Lastly, Bill asked the candidates
      who do not speak Serb-Croatian
      to leave. 498 candidates left the
      room. Ayodele says to himself, I
      do not speak Serb-Croatian but
      what do I have to lose? So he
      stays and finds himself with one
      other candidate. Everyone else
      has gone. Bill Gates joined them
      and said, apparently you are the
      only two candidates who speak
      Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear
      you have a conversation together
      in that language.
      Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other
      candidate and says “Wahala dey
      o!”. The other candidate
      answered “Oga na wa o!”
      Bill Gates turn to them and says
      “You are both hired”.

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